I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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