Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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