ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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