scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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