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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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