shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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