is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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