He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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