What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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