Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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