Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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