Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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