I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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