so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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