i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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