so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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