I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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