Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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