She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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