Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
did you just send me my own nude
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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