S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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