I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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