One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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