I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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