How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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