If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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