It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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