i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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