Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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