We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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