kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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