yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The adults are the big ones right?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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