You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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