I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
a search helicopter?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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