there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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