I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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