Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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