i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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