My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Are we still banned from the library?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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