I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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