my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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