i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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