There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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