The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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