You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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