There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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