wrigley field is MILF paradise
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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