I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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