No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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