Yo dont text me then not text me
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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