so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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