You're so nebulous sometimes
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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