i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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