Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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