I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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