Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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