I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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