white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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