dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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